Posted by Sara Emeli Amber on Saturday, December 8, 2012
Under: Rants
So I just took a quiz. It said it would tell me what my love quote should be. It was stupid. The quote that I got:
If I had to choose between breathing and loving you, I would use my last breath to say "I love you."
*sound effects: gagging, coughing*
Please. May I list all the different reasons this is retarded? Please? Okay, here we go:
1. Last question: what song lyrics describes your feelings? My answer: something from Good Charlotte about not wanting to be in love. Um... Yeah. Seriously.
2. If it's your last breath, please, please, please say something more important than "I love you"!
3. I'm not in love with anyone. I have nothing to choose over oxygen.
4. Even if I did love someone, I certainly hope I would retain the common sense to choose life over their love! This is the real world, not some cheap teen romance novel. It's a dude. Versus life. It's not a hard choice.
5. And really, I must admit that I'm somewhat offended that the quizmaster would assume me to be so flighty and air-headed as to ever think that it's a cute quote! If someone told me that I might actually laugh at them! (Okay, I wouldn't laugh, but I would have a serious conversation with them about their priorities, which are clearly confused.)
Okay, I think I'm done now. I'm sorry. I just wanted to get that across. Oh, and what kind of disturbed, emotionally unstable guy would make you choose between loving him and dying, anyway?!?
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