The thing about time... It flies.

Everyone says that, but then you're like, really? Because I'm meeting someone at two for sushi and that time just won't seem to fly up and meet me. But then you think,

Hey, remember last year?  Some friends and I went up to the beach for my birthday but first we stopped at Olive Garden and we wanted the same waiter we had when we did the same thing the year before, when my mom made the poor guy sing and he turned beet red. He wasn't working though so we chase...