LMS statuses!!!
Lms for: truth is
LMS for: to be honest
LMS for confessions.
LMS if you love me. Honey, if I have to like your status to love you, then it ain't worth it!!!
Really. If you have something to say, people shouldn't have to like your status to hear it. That's what blogs are for :] And really, I'm not going to like someone's status so they can write on my wall: 'You're awesome! We need to hang out!'  And if you're just gonna write that on everyone's wall every time, then why put up a LMS every fifteen minutes? Is it really worth it? Does anyone really care? Cause I guaruntee you, I DON'T. I really couldn't care less. And I'm pretty sure the rest of the internet agrees with me.