Ah, love. Everyone loves love. And people in love? Man, do they love love!
All right, the point: I have a friend. She has a boyfriend. Great! Awesome! They love each other. Great! Awesome! I have no problem with that. I really don't mind. It makes me happy. Now shut up.
Seriously, the girl's facebook is so annoying! And I wouldn't say this about one person... but we all have that friend who posts all the time, and every. last. post is about his/her stupid boyfriend/girlfriend!
I <3 _____ _____!
_____ _____ is my life!
I love him! 
I love you!
<3!
 Hearts!
 Love!
 Butterflies!
 Ponies!
I seriously want y'all to break up just so that I never have to see you happy again. That's what you make me want. And, probably, everyone else, because your happiness is very, very, very annoying. I like you. Really. But you as a girlfriend makes me want to punch you.
Oh! And, since we're on topic, what about those people who can only be happy in a relationship? Does any person really make any other person that happy? I doubt it! Seriously! If you can't be happy single, you are not ready for a serious relationship, and you won't be happy in a relationship, either. Learn to be happy by yourself, because if you base your happiness on someone else, you will be miserable. Better: base your happiness on God, because he will never 'break up' with you. He will never leave you nor forsake you! How can you not  be happy with a promise like that?