A sure-fire sign that someone reads too much fiction is that they believe that every little thing is important.  Example: You and your friend are at the mall.  Your friend is wearing a shirt which boasts a black cat and a quote from Edgar Allen Poe on perversity.  A tall, attractive guy with black hair and snakebites walks up, says that he loves Poe's story The Black Cat, and proceeds to give your friend his number.  Before she can put the number into her phone, but after the guy leaves, she ...
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