I will love you no matter how many mistakes I make when trying to reduce fractions, and no matter how difficult it is to memorize the periodic table. I will love you as the manatee loves the head of lettuce and as the dark spot loves the leopard, as the leech loves the ankle of a wader and as the corpse loves the beak of the vulture. I will love you as the iceberg loves the ship, and as the passengers love the lifeboat and as the lifeboat loves the teeth of the sperm whale, and the sperm whal...